Dave, I am so on board with this.

I enjoyed that episode! He starts a gang with the locals, then has to eat all the memorabilia he made. 

Update: FOUND IT

There’s a Simpsons scene that depicts this. I believe it involved Lenny. He walks into one bathroom, people inside scream, then chooses the other, people inside scream. Great moment. Can’t find it on YouTube.

Inject this into my veins....

Stuffed crust with sausage, onions, and green peppers ‘till I die!

IHOP is absorbing all Bakers Squares and becoming the International House of PIES.

BASEBALL TO THE GROIN!!

 Bill Hader in Hot Rod is one of the best supporting characters in comedy...possibly movie history. 

Stripes: Good

I’m rallycrossing mine this weekend!

This! But for the Transit Connect!

If I recall, the truck and the driver were pretty banged up from the jump too. 

Reminds me of when I first saw this record jump nearly 20 years ago. The combination of the plane and the explosions blew my 10-year-old mind.

Someone with photoshop skills needs to shop some other wheel styles onto this. I’ll be entertained for days.

They’re forgetting the universal sunglasses for any shape or size head:

I always wanted to hire whomever describes craft beers on a brewery list to write my obituary. They have a way with words that can make the simplest beers come to life.

Hm, I guess you’re right. We just called it dessert at home lol.

After getting boned several times by rental agencies, I have gone to Turo and never looked back. The last place I rented from guaranteed a soft top Wrangler (they have both soft top and hard top options you can select, this is important later) with a “No extra fees or charges!” price of $330 for the week. I fly in to…

Cheap generic vanilla ice cream with cheap generic corn flakes (out of the bulk bag, no fancy cereal box) was our childhood special treat. If we completed our chores early, or brought home a good test grade as kids, we were rewarded with that combination. I recall it being quite tasty, and the soft and crunchy…