It’s eerie looking now. Imagine being 8 and having this pop up on your screen.

When I as young, my father and I would bond over adventure/strategy computer games. Myst comes to mind as the most prevalent. There was one moment in a game that still spooks me. Monkey Island was intended to be a silly adventure/strategy game (“It’s a great day for spitting!”). We played every single one of them. It…

YES!! I thank my father for terrorizing my childhood while playing games like this. He would read through the walk through (when we got stuck) and I would control the user. There was this game, Mummy: Tomb of the Pharaoh, 7th Guest, and one more I cannot remember.

Most of these sauces are supposed to be blended into something; but our idiot thought process was to coat the entire wing in this fiery acid. I apologized to my internal organs for weeks afterwards.

Hot Ones is exactly what my friends and I replicated. One wing each round starting with Cholula (2,000-3,000) and finished with something called “Blairs Mega Death sauce with Liquid Rage” at 550,000. I bowed out at number 8. It was ugly. My buddy took it so seriously, he even made a website and got sponsors.

How hot is it though? I am absolutely not knocking his achievement. I admire anyone who can eat hot things. I tried a wing with a sauce rated at 450,000 scolville units, and I wanted to die. What does it compare to? Ghost pepper? Habanero? Literal fire?

I’ve got peanut and nut allergies, and I hate this. There’s a huge difference between attending a ballpark with snacks as deadly as cyanide, and walking into a Five Guy’s where there’s literally peanuts everywhere. I hate needing special accommodations because of my condition. I’ve been to countless sporting events…

Those commercials made me so mad when I first saw them “Which one is the Buick?” as the valet is holding the remote keys and not pressing any buttons.

LS swapped van you say?

Same

S2000

If it doesn’t have Criss-Cross-Crash in it, I’m fighting everyone.

Every day we get closer to the Gran Trusimo prototype that would obliterate every other vehicle in the game. Thing had over 1600hp, weighed as much as an F1 car, and had a fan sucking it to the ground. It was nearly impossible to control without a steering wheel. 

Just don’t forget the phrase you need to say before you open it.

Mr. Dodge Santa himself (Bill Goldberg) owns every version of the SRT line. I listen to his podcast where he talked about converting his Demon into a track car. He immediately canceled that plan when they announced the Redeye. 

Compact size with decent looks, acceptable off road mechanics, acceptable fuel economy, never seen one over $35k...

I need my vehicle to make a sound when driving. I’m not asking for straight pipes on every vehicle, but I want to hear the car accelerate. I never understood the fascination of people driving luxury vehicles where you cant hear the engine.

Went on a date with a no-tipper. I went to pay for the meal, and left a cash tip. She looks at me in disgust and says, “You know that is optional, right?” This led to a shocking discovery of her paying the exact amount at any service establishment to the penny. What was ironic, was she was a hair stylist. Her…

This really needs to happen. I finally achieved my dream of owning my own van (‘16 TC Cargo), and it needs more power! *Tim Allen grunting ensues*

I’m sure you’l cover this, but a good comparison between this and the standard widebody you tested a bit back would be helpful. Albeit, the standard widebody ‘cat has changed since then (new hood, more ponies). I’d like to know if it’s worth opting for the extra power and features brought from the Demon.