I’m having trouble finding it, but Conan did a bit where they tried different things to boost ratings. One trick was to introduce a hot young character into the mix. Right when he says it, a guy interrupts and the song “Welcome to My Life” by Simple Plan plays. Conan and the guy stare in awe in each other’s eyes until…

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I’m in on this. I’d prefer the Promaster City, but there are literally tens to twenties with the rear seat package in them. Trust me, I looked it up. At the time, the dealer found 18 Promaster City’s with rear seats. 

This is why I love my manual Renegade with the same engine. I took the cheap route and just removed the muffler and resonator. Similar sounding, but not as crackly. I also love the looks I get when people hear the sound coming from a toaster looking Jeep.

Love the name. Idk what that piece is, but I love your name

I partially agree on this take. Anyone can walk up to popular sports cars and see the three pedals. It’s when you approach a vehicle that is 99.9% Auto, and see the stick and the three pedals, THAT triggers an automotive orgasm.

From years and years of building my CD library, it’d be nice to have a GOSH DANG CD PLAYER IN MY CAR. Now what do I do with hundreds of CD’s?

I second this. I also live in Warren, and would love to wrench with a celebrity (in my rust contaminated eyes).

Stranglehold by Ted Nugent. Such a mellow, but powerful tune to step up to the plate.

To answer yours and Kristen’s unclarity of the shirtless shot, it’s a deleted scene. It’s actually a really cool scene where they all share their moment when they first drove a car. Wish it stayed in the original. To me it shows that deep down they’re car people, just like us

Hellcat emblems on both my Chrysler 200 and Jeep Renegade. 

I am all in on this. Hellcat/Demon powertrain in a Dodge full size van. Bonus points if its got the shag carpeting and mini-bar in the back

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.”-Michael Scott

The Mexican joint I worked at had a thing called “border nachos”. They took tostada style corn ships (open faced hard shell taco; giant corn disc) and loaded them with the appropriate toppings: meat, cheese, beans, veggies, etc. Throw em in a toaster oven for a moment, then cut them into quarters. Boom, every chip has…

I’d put one of those Hellcat turn-key crates places like Cleveland Power and Performance offer, and stuff it into a dodge B-class conversion van. Beef up the rear end, and that’s about it. Probably have to do a lot of bodywork to fit that thing in the dog house. But that’s what I dream of when I go to bed at night.

I was always concerned how much more money I had to invest into the vehicle to qualify it (roll cage etc). I need to find a rallycross event in the metro-Detroit area. I’ve got a stock (sans blow-off adaptor plate) Renegade 4x4 with the 6-speed. This thing would be perfect for these little events.  

Peanut allergy guy here, I have nearly every potential dangerous food label memorized due to how many times I’ve read them. There’s peanuts and nuts (also allergic to those) so many things that you wouldn’t think. Special K breakfast bars show nothing on their front label saying they’re made with peanuts. But one…

The first three computer games I ever played were “Midtown Madness”, “Dirt Track Racing 2", and “Monster Truck Madness”

My cheap cheat meal consists of hot dogs cut into mac n cheese. Why not use that hot dog water to boil those noodles. Save water, infuse more hot dog flavor into the cheesy goodness. 

Severe peanut allergy guy here. I absolutley hate causing a scene about my allergies (also allergic to cats, but I don’t eat those). If I see someone with them nearby, I politely ask to switch a seat temporarly until they finish their snack which looks delicious. I even bring spare wipes or sanitizer for the…