Just get a Subaru Outback, put a 2" lift and off road tires, and take it on a trip to Moab

Without the Skyline conversion they are much sexier:

First off, your Jalop brother is missing the mark (hi Jalop brother!) if he insists you can only buy from the “cool list” of SUV’s. Buy what makes YOU happy. THATS Jalop. Second. If you are going to import.

Rain-X washer fluid instead of shitty blue stuff and a good set of wipers, preferably Bosch ICON’s. There, you can end this discussion.

Or you could just apply Rain-Xand watch the rain beads roll off into the slipstream.

what in the fuck do you think We’re complaining about?

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

So you’re saying I should change my profile that just says

“Wow, there sure are a lot of 55+ year old white men working at taco bell these days”

I dunno, I think it’s generating quite the buzz.

Neutral: Diesel Crossovers: Do You Get It?

C’mon dude, BBS basket-style wheels make anything awesome.

Anything with polished lips from BBS. RS and LM, especially, which you can put on almost every car ever produced and still make it lit af.

BBS LM’s:

Personally I prefer the 6th gen coup. Always loved the rear end.

At my kids’ school someone drives an absolutely mint one in this exact color, with like 174k on it, and I mean it is flawless looking. I would even rock the beige.

I have a layover in Taiwan in 2 weeks, I will pack an extra suitcase for this.