Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

Probably because the guy here has money for a seriously nice ride... but lets be honest here, while a cadillac with a chrome grill might not read “speed” they aren’t going to really throw someone off when they have a big motor either. I still think as far as a true “sleeper” goes it’s hard to beat an OBXT - so much so…

While not really the right car for this guy when you’ve got $70k to spend, anytime I hear sleeper I can’t help but think of the Outback XT. A clean 2008 era model is still a pretty decent looking - in a totally forgettable dad car sort of way.

Yesssss. Moar tailfins

You don’t need a truck, and you don’t need to spend five figures either.

I know it is deeply frowned upon by some, but I’m going to say it anyways.

I know this is a troll article but putting both Ænima and Sargent Pepper On this list is a travesty.

Canadian #COTD!!!

First rule of fish club: You do not talk about fish club.

For when shit really hits the pan:

For a cheaper alternative to All-Clad, check out Tremontina. It has the same tri-ply construction. It heats quickly and evenly, even if not as well at All-Clad. It’s half the price of All-Clad, but not half the quality.

The shittier the marque the more acceptable

I’d like to see the “What Car Should I Buy” for that scenario;

I have screamed, to anyone who will listen, that there is a market for the Hyundai Santa Cruz, and that if it’s priced correctly it could probably do really well.

Fine, go ahead, rub it in: You’re on you Luxo-Train in Peru, aren’t you?

Correction: I’m, at this moment, the Friday night editor... and my Friday nights are fucking lit let me tell you.

Your honor, my client would like to plead the squid.