You first, sugar.

Trump’s a hero. Get over it.

Wow, Clinton’s camp is getting pretty desperate.

Just take your smartphone, put the video you want to share on the screen, and try to throw the phone up into a cloud.

I was there!!!! Raw video coming as soon as I figure out how to upload it

Well, come Nov 8 or the swearing-in day, there’s a 50% chance that AF1 will have gilded pillars, gold roof liners, gold shag carpets and gold trim on the exterior.

For real, that’s what I got out of this.

I hear that Hillary’s campaign vehicles are all industrial strength paper shredders.

Because nothing says “overstyled” better than a third tailpipe on a 4-cylinder motor...

The Detroit Lions?

Exactly. By styling it this aggressively (disgustingly) they have effectively limited their target buyer to teenage boys.

“Stunning”? Surely you meant stunningly ugly. There are like 382 visual elements just “tacked-on” to the exterior. It’s a total mess that is embarrassing just to behold, let alone ride in, or, .....purchase? ew

It’s an over styled Subaru with a Honda badge. It’s not a good look.

What professional would show up to the office in something this ridiculous?

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

The forced political stuff and the profanity is what keeps Gawker from being a real source of journalism, in my opinion. But I guess it’s what the edgy kids enjoy reading nowadays.

This is what happens when I go on vacation

This is Jalopnik, not Gawker. Keep that political bias out of here.

Can you just maybe report on the news without putting a stupid slant on it? I get it, you guys don’t like the guy, but don’t let that get in the way of professional journalism. Otherwise you’re just a bunch of glorified bloggers.

Christ, is every Gawker writer a liberal? Trump may not be perfect, there is no perfect candidate, but I’ll take my chances with him over Hillary.