See that username. Story checks out.

yeah, but you’re a shitty driver, I’m not.

Not a surprise. Largely this site (aside from io9) is filled with trash human beings behaving like trash.

Maybe you guys could merge with the AV Club and combine the two most irritating comments section posters on the web. Just think, their knot of smarminess and gimmick posters combined with Gawker commenters’ smug superiority, you could be the next Reddit!

stop posting

Enjoy your unemployment then. This comment will make sure you will not get a job as an actual journalist.

And this is why you deserve to be shut down. You’re not 4chan and shouldn’t aim to drag yourself down into the same depths of nonexistent ethical standards.

Well, I think I’ve found the kinjaiest kinja to’ve ever kinjaed.

Very well said. I have been a NJ resident since growing up in the suburbs right outside of Philadelphia. Michael’s biased opinion and obviously attempt at humor is a “fetid chemical swamp that falsely proclaims itself as good writing.”

They're Jezebel bloggers now.

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

You don’t sound like an obnoxious person at all.

Just roll the window down and go vroom it will make you feel better.

Ugh, you’re the reason manufacturers are piping engine noise in through the speakers...

what witch?

Aaaaand... You’re a pussy.

Hey, I ride and I didn’t call your friend a pussy. I just starred all the comments that did.

You and your friend are both wimps.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this man!

I’m a cager, so I’m trying to put “It isn’t that you haven’t crashed, it’s that you haven’t crashed yet” into perspective. So, I’m trying to imagine a world where anytime someone crashes a car, the typical response is “It isn’t that you haven’t crashed, it’s that you haven’t crashed yet.”