Prior to the arrest Kelly was involved in physical altercations with a guest at Von Miller’s party.

Yeah, Simmons was great back when Page 2 was still yellow. But his writing has long since reached the “sign for the veteran’s minimum” stage of its decline.

Woah, this is a bridge too far. White Men Can’t Jump is a cinematic masterpiece. And I feel like you haven’t watched this movie lately - Gloria not only was interested in Jeopardy, she spent all day every day studying so that she could win when she went on the show. And she didn’t get on the show out of pure chance,…

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Beyoncé is to Coachella, well, what Beyoncé is to Coachella - another performer another paycheck.

I literally can’t remember the last time I read a root article and the top comment didn’t awkwardly attempt to rip on white people.

On April 15, 2018, Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter scalped America bald when she gave the blackest performance Coachella has ever seen.

The festival and its crowd honestly did not deserve the elevation

Look at it from Aldon’s perspective-

they will keep him on the roster next year

Clip didn’t show the overweight security guard chasing him.

I do not claim a degree I have one.

Also, I’m not getting into what Gawker did in the past. Holding the female employees of a feminist blog responsible for the actions of men is some low down base bullshit.

Ok you need some help and maybe some less time on infowars.

Wow, Black Francis really let himself go.

“I learned to read!”

And here I thought that Marchessault was an attempt by MMA to compete with the NCAA Basketball Tournament. 

In the meantime (from a previous Giz post):

Math > Meth