Gordon: [returns in Week 13]

I think Euro 2016 Portugal, because they’re the exact fucking same uniforms. Nike sucks at designing national team kits.

You know who else knows how it works? TOM FUCKING BROKAW.

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

This is a downer.

Cop here. I’ll chime in. The video itself isn’t helpful, other than proving that Bennett was detained and handcuffed. Unfortunately, we don’t have the video of what lead up to it. We could see if the officer was a complete asshole (certainly possible) or if Bennett is lying (also possible). I don’t know any of the…

bunch of fat white dudes thinking they’re all little caesars

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

In some parts of Michigan, this would be the feather-weight class.

The leakers of the videos are the real problem here. Sad.

He just covfefe’d all over the justice system.

I hope you took away ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s shoelaces and belt before publishing this.

Cocainine

Barcos

Thanks, Obama. Romo is a walking preexisting condition. The NBA doesnt want to foot the bill for treating his football injuries for the rest of his life.

The Raiders won’t move to Las Vegas until 2019, and it appears they’ll stay put the next two seasons at the Coliseum as a lame duck franchise. That’s going to be awkward, and cruel

Posi-core!!!!

Original American giver.

Yes, but it’s a term they use with the utmost respect.

So Cooley said something and then took it back. Isn’t there a term for that?