Let’s be clear here... the reigning champ of gronk nicknames is still Pass Catching Bicep.

slow clap

He’s clearly an alcoholic. That’s why it’s sad. It’s also sad that you fail to recognize alcoholism as an illness.

1. jorvackian’s first unrelated

Delicious Peters is going to break so many brackets

I use these brackets to name my video game characters. Dr. Narwhal Mating is my current monster hunter. My personal fav is my rpg rogue named Rusty Justice.

If you hook a shark, it’s going to bleed. TMZ apparently has a vid of it swimming away. BFD, no story here.

6. Pizza Goldfish

You’ll burn for this

mic/sound checks should be done prior to anyone even getting into the venue if done properly. If doors open at 8, sound check should be done for all bands by 7:45. problem is some bands just flat out don’t show up to the gig until 20 min before their set. that kind of shit deserves zero tolerance.

Standard set turnover for <1,000ppl is usually 15 minutes. And as an active rock musician, I’m not sharing my backline with anyone, nor am I using some random backline. You’re underestimating how much time and thought goes into the equipment being used. You want a shitty set? Share a backline.

the whole gawker empire cums their pants when they have a chance to write a hit piece about musk/tesla/spacex. it’s like the opposite of gizmodo’s insatiable lust for all things apple

Yeah, that right leg just aint... right

i had no idea gruden was that short

Biggest gripes I have are: 1) they’re not a perfect fit so get out your file set. 2) Color selection is missing a very important color: the OEM gray. I don’t want a stupid translucent orange switch. I want a gray switch with a dpad.

“Hi Mrs Johnson, this is Becky’s principal. We caught her juuling off in the women’s bathroom today.”

Floor Exercise. That’s the one with the ribbon dancing, right?

Clip didn’t show the overweight security guard chasing him.

Yeah, how about no. I’ve snowboarded for 20 years and skied for 25... they’re entirely different. Not to mention that she won both against the world’s best at each. Seeing as everyone else is trying to build an analogy here, it’s like comparing surfing to rollerblading.

“Copy” is anything intended to be “copied”. So a new full screen ad hovering over the top of the content you’d like to view is “Copy”.

If I had to choose between autoplay videos and the new god-awful ads on mobile, I think I’d pick autoplay. I have plain jane Pixel running Chrome, and I can’t scroll past the opening paragraph because the inline ads lock my position in place. Basically can’t read deadspin on mobile anymore.