Turns out he’s free (and innocent) too!

... while being arrested for self defense.

Except it turns out he was the victim. Damn patriarchy strikes again!

“Siri, run this review through thesaurus.com, and make me look smart!”

I was at the comedy cellar in NY one night and Attell popped in to try out some new (and unfortunately not that great) material. Didn’t go over well. Still was cool enough to shoot the shit with everyone after the show. I figured he’d be kind of a dick IRL after seeing insomniac but he was super cool.

“Abusive relationships bad. Not sure if this one is because I don’t know who I’m talking about.”

Sorry man, apparently googling “Aaron Rodgers net worth” makes me a dimbass.

Good mathing there buddy!

His girlfriend has plenty of her own money. His nw is 30mil, hers is 5mil

maybe talk about anti-vax or something, right?

head not large enough

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I have a hard time understanding why “average persons” can’t buy a house. My sibling works at a cell phone retail shop which obviously puts him in the “average” category of income, and he just bought a house with a 30yr FHA mortgage. Of course since he works in the cell industry, he’s not dropping a grand of his…

That’s what’s expected from Wentz, right?

but it’s not as cheap as frontier/spirit/airtran. waaahhhhhh! /s

Aisle seats suck balls. Elbowed by every passenger going to the bathroom. Smashed by every bev cart. Window > Middle > Aisle.

That guy needs a pop filter so bad.

Pocket-sized kleenex is rather dusty and can irritate sinuses just as much as it helps in clearing them out.

Sudafed has like a 50/50 chance of making people insane for hours at a time. Some don’t react to it, but others go bonkers.

Yeah, unless your house is a pressurized bubble, pollen be errrwhere.