We are past that point already. It’s just that the fallout hasn’t reached us yet.

Crazy to think that just 4 months ago, inflation was down, price of eggs were going down to normal, employment and wages were on a ascending curve and insane ideas like invading Canada, Greenland and Panama or building casinos in Las Gaza, foolish trade-wars were not occupying the news.

I’m a pro-city person, but Philadelphia is sort of disgusting, and mostly due to the people. At least Baltimore has a few quirky and fun things (and characters) and their grit comes with more sympathy from me. If Philly completely burned down I wouldn’t shed a tear. (p.s. I care nothing about sports, so this is not at…

I actively root against the any Philadelphia team as much as I can, because win or loose, the city always loses.

The Teslas steer directly into the nearest light pole, to showcase their safety.

I remember being this stupid in college, and embarrassed to admit it. But even in college I was more on the sidelines watching than actively destroying shit.

All of them guilty: Driving too fast for conditions. 

Elon Mush is a fucking nazi and you shouldn’t give him any of your hard earned money, ever.

Fuck the GOP. Fuck trump. Fuck his supporters.

Oh, please do tell us how USAID is propping up Jalopnik, for fuck’s sake.

Well there is a VERY big fucking difference between what happened with Bob Menendez and literally every single Republican, including their current president. See- we had no problem with Menendez getting caught. We have no problem if he gets prosecuted, sentenced and sent to federal prison.

But Republicans? ALL of…

Both Houses of Congress are controlled by Republicans, and you know they’re not going to stop Drumpf. What exactly are the Democrats supposed to do from the minority seats? They can file lawsuits, but Republicans also control the SCOTUS, so there’s no guarantee that logic or rational thought are going to win there,…

Something about a pidgeon playing chess...shitting on the board and strutting around like he’s won.

Yes, worse case scenario on Earth still way better environment than Mars. 

There is only one acceptable picture of Lord Dingleberry Fuckstick raising his hand allowed.

If they didn’t upgrade your cameras then, what makes you think they’re going to do it now?

Yet another reason not to buy a Tesla, number 1 being that you’re not a Nazi. 

Unlike half of America, most Germans can easily recognize a Nazi shit ass.

If I purchase a car that has “Full Self Driving”, if my brother asks to borrow the car for the weekend I should be able to give the car his address and watch it drive away. The car should navigate the route, stop and recharge itself, avoid causing accidents, and arrive in his driveway in 18 hours (he lives quite a…

That’s just “Nazis”.