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Don’t fall for it, consumer, you’re better than a Tesla.

Wake me up when I can get one at $750 per month and $0 down ...

I mean, how many gas cars have a filler port in the front?

Reading is hard, isn’t it?

wait, wait. Hear me out.
Let’s say we let them rush the planes with the help of Musk. What’s the worst that can happen? Since we know what is Boeing quality control these days....

Exactly.

Collatoral personnel damange is a problem, but the thought of Trump and Musk flying together on a hastily assembled aircraft.... I mean, I see some upside potential. 

It didn’t pass, that’s why it was disqualified

Hopefully the cars are as ugly as the rendered photos of them so far, so people can easily identify them and avoid driving anywhere near them.

All is fair in love and war and the savage lunatics of the right have definitely declared war.

On the one hand, I’m amazed I hadn’t seen something like this before, because it’s genius and this is the internet. On the other hand, I’m not sure I’m comfortable desecrating The Big Lebowski by juxtaposing it with our Dipshit in Chief...

But non-political government agencies like the FAA definitely need to have their budgets cut, right?

And as we speak, trump froze all new air traffic controller hires. And there was already a shortage. This is what electing a dumbass with a whole cadre of religious nutters ( project 2025) gets us. 

Probably unrelated: https://apnews.com/article/coast-guard-homeland-security-priorities-committees-trump-tsa-d3e4398c8871ada8d0590859442e092c

You joke, but literally a week ago Trump gutted a key airline safety committee.

Shut the fuck up Donny!

The muskrat was still a piece of shit before the whole nazi salute business

Musk is a fucking piece of nazi dog shit and so is anyone that drives one of these ridiculous shitcans.  FUCK YOU, deplorable morons.

One poster claims to have had a banana peel left on their car,

Yes to this, but also, Democrats need to stop playing this “we need to work across the aisle, take the high road” buddy buddy spineless bullshit they keep trying to do.  Trump is out here flinging executive orders around like a he’s making it rain at a strip club, and Democrats are just at home hiding in their

Most of the excretion’s bullshit is straight up illegal. Blame the Republicans in all your comments - they MUST own the excretory policies or join the resistance. They remain silent, they get tarred with the same brush - they will go down in history for it. Never stop making sure they know you SEE them.