Better to specify: if you haven’t already, vote today for Harris. If you haven’t already and were going to vote for Trump, stay home and drown yourself in the toilet or whatever.

That’s OK. He’s pretty confident that his followers don’t know anything about how tariffs work either. Hopefully neither of them get the opportunity to find out up close and personal.

First of all, its not a “coin toss” and has not been for some time. Early voting with the huge numbers of women voting shows that in the end, ending abortion rightsis not at all popular with women.
 
That and a shit ton of people don’t actually pay attention to any of this until the very end. And trump tripped over his…

Ok max verCrashen, everyone but you is cheating.

Government takes control of SpaeX and Starlink for “national security”.

It’ll at least make a fun gotcha question for MAGA nuts.

Lock him up and deport him immediately!

Apply the law.  I am so fucking sick of billionaires and celebs and uber rich assholes pulling shit that the rest of us get the book thrown at us for.  He lied on his form?  Pull his citizenship.  He knew he was lying....then his political contributions are illegal.  Prosecute him.

But what of fartluvver420 and lolcatgirl920, his loyal followers and retweeters? Without his daily doses of wit they would shrivel up and die.

Twitter really is hell, but it’s a hell I’m very much a part of. Could I leave and join something like Bluesky? Sure, but I’m not a fucking dork, so I think I’ll stay put.

By continuing to use Twitter, you are choosing to support Musk and all of his bullshit.

You should try the site with ad block.  It’s way more useable.  

Yup.  That’s how literally any person who isn’t insanely rich would be treated.  There’s no reason Musk should get different treatment.  

Judge ought to have issued a bench warrant on the spot.

Seconding Bluesky. It was a nice unplug and dropped me down to checking social media more like once, maybe twice a day if I’m bored instead of frequently.

That’s why I blocked him, and the keywords “Elon” and “Musk”
And then I just gave up and moved to Bluesky instead

Block @elonmusk and solve all your problems. Also move to Bluesky and solve all your Twitter problems.

Protip: No X account, no see dipshit Elmo posts.

It’s projection all the way down. Every accusation is a confession.

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Elon Musk.