Cry harder, snowflake.

That’s because the readership of Jalopnik tends to be intelligent.

God damnit. In my defense, I was blinded by rage.

I was going to say the same thing. You can’t gerrymander votes for the Senate.

“And yet, Texas is still so gerrymandered, even voting harder probably won’t be enough to get him out of office.”

Exactly what I came to say. Goddamn cowards. 

Cowards

Modern day Robber-Baron

The point remains basically the same. He’s at best, a self-aggrandizing asshole. He wanted attention, and now he’s mad that the monkey’s paw curled its finger. You don’t wrap your attention golf cart in gold plating if you don’t want it to make a statement. He just didn’t get the reaction he hoped for. Boo hoo.

Just put it into FSD and let it drive itself into a pole.

Someone should offer a service where, if you want out of your Tesla and into a non-Swastikar, they will total your vehicle for a nominal fee

Saying violence is never a good idea ignores that in a justified position, violence is the last resort. It should not be approached glibly, but to deny its power is saying the status quo cares for people and justice, and we know that isn’t the truth. But I digress.

Remember back when Tesla tried to say if you wanted to sell a Cybertruck, you HAD to give Tesla rights of first refusal at MSRP? We’ve come a long way, they were originally worried about people flipping these things and now they realize nobody fucking wants ‘em. Of course Tesla doesn’t want it back; they’ve got…

I dunno man, at this point getting the official Tesla attention machine is a pretty tacit endorsement of Musk and his attitudes. He wrapped it in gold. He clearly wants the attention, but he thought it was going to be of the positive ilk. Turns out he was wrong.

Ahhhh yes, buying one of the ugliest and most obnoxious cars, wrapping it in the most obnoxious color possible, then putting a FAT QR code on the back doesn’t make him a huge attention seeker. He’s just upset about the type of attention he’s getting lol suck it up buttercup. Actions and decisions have consequences.…

If you bought a Cybertruck, you bought it with the full understanding of what Elon is. It wasn’t because it was the only truck you could afford or the only electric truck available, you did it as a lifestyle statement. Fair for people to respond in kind. Surprised more aren’t being vandalized.

Fuck him and the swasticar he rode in on.

There is always the possibility, and I know this may be a radical suggestion but hear me out, maybe this guy is just an overall douchebag and the hostility has nothing to do with the truck.

WTF