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I Miss Splinter
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First Gear: If you keep having to remind people you’re the one holding the reins... You are losing your grip.

We’ve been supporting him with tax dollars for years.

They haven’t updated cars, other EVs are better and the stench of Elon sticks to them. I wonder if they will have a MAGA boost in 25 

I hope I don’t either. But I’m not sure. Much like Nickelback albums, someone is buying them.  Statistically, some of them are people I know.

I know of no rational human being that could financially support that POS by buying a Tesla.

It isn’t a metaphor for the future. It isn’t even our actual future. It is our present.

...with 29 survivors currently being treated at a nearby hospital.

Mysterious circumstances?  C’mon man, they have already identified the KIND of Russian SAM that downed this airliner.  

“Mysterious circumstances” is a weird euphemism for “Russian missile.”

Fuck Russia.

Hey, here’s the same old car we’ve been making for 12 years, but now it costs more.” Wow, count me in.

It’s not hypocrisy to think fake “autopilot” is dumb and bad, AND make fun of yet another embarrassing malfunction.

Tesla claimed the new chip would finally provide the hardware required to support real full-self driving”

That’s just standard Marge, unfortunately.  Absolute whackjob.

for her that’s not an overreaction. This is the woman who complained about Jewish space lasers and hurricanes targeting conservative voters... somehow. 

This is real dumb. These people are seeing planes and stars. Congratulations, Ronald Reagan, your legacy of stupidity is very much intact.

Business as usual?

37? In a row?

https://www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-cybertruck-immediately-dies-canadian-winter-owner-bricks-truck-trying-use-defroster