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I Miss Splinter
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In three years, Toyotadyne will become the largest supplier of basketball computer systems. All power forwards are upgraded with Basketdyne computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they dribble with a perfect operational record. The Toyotanet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes online August 4th, 1997.

It is way too complicated to watch. Even the presenters have a poor grasp of all the weird power constructs, etc. and strain to convey what’s going on in the race. Finally, it seems like every year when I give it a chance, the race is on a course that consists of boring anonymous concrete troughs. Nope. I’ll maybe try

I have to the watch the races on mute because of that electric motor whine. It just hits a harmonic that makes me nauseous after hearing it continuously for more than a few minutes.

No more Social Security, unemployment insurance or worker’s compensation.

Just like when he said we can lower COVID cases by not testing for COVID.

Well I guess I can’t enjoy anything then.

God damn all of the stupid racist assholes that voted for Trump. They have already damned the rest of us.

Lowering standards so you can meet them is peak Trump...

https://www.popehat.com/p/an-anti-slapp-victory

Popehat is an amazing attorney, good on him for helping the family.

That might have been true if he was looking for a job 6 months ago. Everyone else has contracted drivers for 2025 and Sergio Perez has proven he isn’t worth breaking those contracts to hire. He’s going to get a big “go away” payday from Red Bull and fuck off to drive a Genesis Hypercar at Le Mans or something. Which,

That fucking header picture just needs to be banned. It’s so fucking cringe.

Seeing how it’s CEO appreciation week, someone needs to show Elon some love. 

They don’t look the other way, they wholeheartedly support the grift and double standards on character because they think they will be elevated to a protected class. Jokes on them - they’re going to be shit on and thrown under the wheels along with everyone else who doesn’t have millions of dollars to help fund the

It’s utterly breathtaking how the GOP and all its supporters are content to look the other way on criminal behavior, campaign finance violations, access to voting, nepotism, outright graft and corruption, conflicts of interest, lack of morals, anti-democratic ideals, etc. 

or that the Cybertruck’s lithium battery played a role in the fire.

Yeah, it’s pretty much consensus now that 1990 Suzuka was in retaliation from when Prost deliberately turned into Senna at Suzuka 1989 making him lose the world championship that year. That was more tit for tat. Also, I would argue that Max has multiple moves that were more blatant the 1990 Suzuka that had nothing to

Hamilton is a whiney baby.  He was the recipient of the most dominant car in the history of the sport.  He’s a very good driver, but not at all among the greats.  Off the track, he’s an amazing human being.  On the track, not so much.

Max has the personality of the antagonist from every 90s teen movie. Unrepentant asshole.

There is a way to fight really hard, to compete with vigorous energy without being a dick.  Max needs to find a way to do that.