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Dude, if they can give me a balanced budget, better infrastructure, and an upgraded energy grid....I don’t care if they come dressed in chaps with no pants, flaming nipple pasties, and tube socks on their dicks. Hell, they can do a Rockettes kickline while the Star Spangled Banner plays on C-Span for all it matters.

Dress code is one of society’s standards that set etiquette and respect for our institutions. Stop lowering the bar!”

I still dont care. He can make up whatever bullshit story he wants for whatever reason. Whether he is a comic or “clapter comic” whatever that is. His entire audience and the public large already agree that its fine, no one is bothered by it. Lie, embellish, whatever, so long as he entertains.

The doxxing is the only

The Republican Party is not just a vast criminal conspiracy intent on treason and insurrection, it is a cult lacking in any self-reflection or empathy.

First off, MTG always has been, is, and forever will be an idiot.

This Boebert suplex from the top rope was particularly skillful

The issue here is more the very specific story he told about his daughter - one where the outright fabrication about something kind of big is a weird lie to have made up.

He’s a comedian... if comedians were expected to only tell factually accurate, truthful “jokes”, the medium would die out... This is such a nothing controversy. 

Guys, I just found out Romeo and Juliet is FICTION and they teach it to us in school!

Each article I see about this is longer and longer and I simply CAN’T bring myself to care when the crux of the story is “Comedian embellishes the stories he tells on stage”.

The premise is stupid. All comedians embellish for effect.

I’ll have to read the New Yorker piece first, but did everyone really think each joke a comedian tells is akin to testimony in a court of law?

What has happened to the younger generations that they believe things like a comedian can’t embellish or a biopic has to have nothing but scenes of verbatim truth?

Scumbag.

He’s a modern turn of the century rich person- there should be no laws or regs that apply to what he wants to do. 

Least surprising relevation on Musk. He seems to have little regard for any rules and regulations. 

Hey, he’s convinced me, give me my dollar back!

Weird on the tipping. Here in the UK there is no option to tip on grocery delivery, at least from the bigger supermarkets with scheduled delivery. The smaller services (like UberEats) do have an option to tip, but they are also coming from the restaurant model. But in general tipping is not as much of a thing as it is

while his friend Mike (Adam Newhouse)“- uhh, who?

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again.