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Don’t forget the republicans there are trying to get rid of the liberal judge on the court. They know they are unpopular but they want power at any cost.

This is hilarious and would be even funnier if she weren’t a sitting Congressional Representative who has real power to make people miserable. What a filthy hypocrite. Every hate filled word out of a fascist Republican’s mouth is a confession. Their insane lack of self awareness and their overpowering self hatred

Yes god forbid kids see that some adults like to play dress up in costumes too!?

Churches and religious organizations need to be taxed IMMEDIATELY. This is such a violation of their non-profit status.

It’s one thing to make all these errors in the first place, but the nearly 0% rate of anything ever being corrected is what drives me up the fucking wall

Pray for Poitrot

Sigh....

Can we not call the sane side ‘pro-abortion?’ No one WANTS an abortion, but sometimes people regrettably NEED an abortion for whatever reason.

The stuff with Franken was fucking stupid. The people who started banging the drum against him were not acting in good faith, but managed to make enough of a racket to get a sitting Senator to step down. It was basically a more successful version of what happened to James Gunn.

Well, that accounts for that Sunday, but how about apologizing for every other day you’ve existed in the public sphere?

she didn’t just take a picture during the show (she didn’t know it was against the rules-what idiot doesn’t know that?), she took a picture USING THE FLASH, thus ensuring maximum annoyance for those around her.
She really is as stupid as she is portrayed

But still throw him in jail.

This is hilarious. Twitter wants organizations and business to pay $1000 a month for verification, that can apparently just be completely removed on a whim.

Im going to say it again.  I was born in 1965, the year that contraception was finally legalized.  I am the youngest of four children born to parents who never wanted children.  It sucked.  No child should have to grow up like that, but millions did.  If you're wondering why so many old people are screwed up.  We

She’s caught red-handed in a lie.

Alternative: seize everything he has and make him come to court to explain why he should get to have even one penny of it back.

I can’t believe a conservative Republican would have so much callous disregard for a pregnant person’s health. Unbelievable. 

No need to insult sex workers.

Sieze half of what he has and then throw him in jail until he hands over the rest, problem solved. 

Jalopnik is doing less to tank Tesla than Tesla is doing itself.