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I wish I could star this three times. Just an embarrassingly awful premise.

Whatever the reason, it begs the question; how many times can De Niro cash a paycheck before he’s known more for his failures than his successes?”

Lemme answer your question with a question: Did people stop loving Olivier when he did shit like ‘The Betsy,' ‘The Jazz Singer,’ ’Inchon,’ and ‘Wild Geese II’?

Yes.

Jesus fucking Christ. I know this site has gone to absolute shit, and the current writers are barely literate, let alone capable of media literacy, but COME ON.

This just in- working actor wants to keep working to earn money. In other news, water is wet.

Not sure where you live, but they definitely can be tagged and insured. Even a tiny 50cc...

Double-fuck the Salinas woman for saying on her complaint that the author of Gorman’s poem was Oprah Winfrey. I still can’t get over it. Apparently, for the righties, there can only be one famous black woman in the public sphere, and no matter what she calls herself, she’s Oprah Winfrey. These people are dumb as

I am both astonished and not at all surprised that one could think that riding a moped in violation of motor vehicle regulations is comparable, in any possible way, under any possible circumstances, to the state using a 5,000 pound vehicle in a manner that is extraordinarily likely to kill a man.

Hey Sue, don’t forget the Los Angeles Dodgers MLB franchise for genuflecting to Marco Rubio (a US Senator representing FLORIDA, no less) and dis-inviting the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence from their Pride Night festivities (and had to be rightfully shamed into re-inviting them). Thought private organizations weren’t

Just a little bit of attempted murder, NBD really

One asshole isn’t deliberately trying to kill the other.

This is attempted Murder. End of story. Unless the moped rider was shooting at people or endangering others, there’s no excuse for this behavior. The cop needs to be behind bars.

Yep, illegal on roadways. Death penalty without trial certainly called for, no question about it.

“Riding a moped on the highway is life threatening. So if I catch you doing it, I’m going to threaten your life.” — officer friendly

Are you suggesting that those are actually four different people?

Poll time! Based on his devastating wit and clear inability to act more than twelve years old, do we think GOP Josh up there is:

2 terrible people being terrible to each other. That said, looking over at “GOP Josh” twitter handle shows he’s about a few hundred tweets away from blaming the girls at his school as the reason he can’t get a date. The grievance is strong in that one.

I don’t know how her last name is supposed to be pronounced, but can we all agree now and forever to say it like “Pshaw!”?

Gotta bilk the fans of every last dollar, I guess.