He was convicted though, right?

Was he not? He plead(ed?) guilty, I just assumed he’d be convicted.

What role exactly, are you implying that I play at Jalopnik?

Diana died in a car accident caused by a drunk driver driving erratically for the situation and would have lived if she had bothered to wear a seatbelt. Let's stop this whole "paps killed her" nonsense. 

They said venture capitalist, they’d just be repeating themselves

Probably when it got to the point when their worldwide privacy tour got bad enough that it prompted an entire episode of South Park.

As a girl who had one of the best summers of her life in 1992 with Life Is a Highway as the constant soundtrack, I approve this correction.

Harry’s own mother died in a car crash while fleeing paparazzi

Louisiana: Proud to spend both money and time on totally meaningless wall art for weirdos while our state sinks into the ocean.

Costco only ‘sucks’ because it’s so crowded. In other words, the only thing sucky about them is that so many people like them.

“If you don’t think that what happened to them is at all similar to what happened to their mother, say so in the article.”

“begin issuing a “commemorative certificate of miscarried child” as a vital record collected by the state.”

“...and whatever happens, make sure the sneaky and illegal things you do on Tesla’s orders are not recorded anywhere.” say Tesla’s guidelines document.

“it’s clearly what they were trying to evoke and still way more relevant than the OJ chase.”

Tesla notoriously covers legitimate warranty claims only if the customer signs an NDA not to divulge the cars defects, as a goodwill repair. They also cook their books using this method. They were bound to get caught with their fraudulent business practices.

Why do you say “allegedly exposed himself” when he pled guilty and Lauren herself admitted he did it?

Another incident highlighting the true Christian values of the Family Values™ GOP party. And the Boeberts exemplify them all - sexual misconduct with minors, domestic violence, child abuse, underage pregnancy, alcoholism, AND threatening law enforcement officers with live firearms. Oh my!

“but because they felt unsafe and wanted to expose the people who put them in that position.”

Because their cars have quality control issues, and Elon is a RWNJ?