Atheists I’ve known have been far more likely to try to convert me than the Christians I’ve known. Personally I couldn’t possibly give less of a shit about religion and I don’t generally feel like talking about it. In my own personal experience, the Christians haven’t been the ones who refused to let it be.

My gf does the same, with quite a few paper towels. Blot the grease, perfect fast bacon with no mess. Bonus: The paper towels really get the wood stove going in the morning (same day, I don't keep that shit around like some methhead hoarder).

In a perfect world that’s what would happen. But no one short of the owner could do that without basically guaranteeing getting fired.

I absolutely thought it would be a big black dildo. Handcuffs are pretty tame, really.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.