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oh i agree, it is def not the to pof the fast-casual food chain, but compared to the USA ones i find the canadian ones way way way better

Oh, yeah. I know Kohls’s gives themselves a 4 hour turn around. Never had to wait that long, it’s always a possibility. I think an hour is my limit for ‘lunch hour pick ups’

Yes, because I’ve never had lazy employees just say they have it before. Nope, never.

Sounds like you should stop hiding the pencils.

The excuse is the cost. Its not remotely cheap to move to a live system (something that would have to handle updates coming in from hundreds/thousands of stores every few seconds without falling over), and not worth the cost to do so. So yeah, they can do better. But the few extra sales will not be worth the cost.

Yeah dude. The world’s a sitcom and every husband is a p-whipped bastard.

Are you sure they were really out of stock? I’ve run into following situations at different stores:

When I used to work at a certain large retail store our inventory system would DRIVE ME NUTS.
So... what would happen is the system would generate a request to count the quantity of a certain item... lets say its a specific box of pencils. I would go out and count 6 of them. The next day the system is confused why we

That works if the system that is showing availability is the same system that is decremented upon a sale. When there are multiple places and points in the many different systems involved it’s not that easy. Data has to be batch loaded for speed or else you’d overwhelm the system with queries.

yep, as former retail i can say these systems are almost always inaccurate, particularly for sales (hot) items. stock counts are only done so often, and most stores you have to do them manually.

“Yup, we’ve got a couple, come on in!”

Oh my god I hate this so much.

Obviously things like breakage and theft are gonna throw counts off sometimes, but really this should be the sort of thing that’s kept up in real-time. You started the day with 10 widgets, and someone just scanned one at a register - now the database should show 9 widgets, like, right away.

He’s right, you know.

Were it about her wanting to go back to school, or maybe take up yoga or even if she was genuinely interested in changing careers, totally. I would be an extreme bag of dicks for shutting her down.

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“I’m sorry, Mrs DeVos, I don’t want to sell Amway.”

Here’s a reenactment of a discussion from three years ago dealing with MLM’s.(we didn’t even need the money):

Wait. What’s wrong with “Fuck no.”?

“And then you get six people to eat several over-sized dicks... and they get six people...”

Oh, and I clicked on this thinking it would just be: ‘Tell your friend to eat several over-sized dicks.’