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So from all that blathering, we don’t even know the actual joke, and all we know was that it was a masturbation joke, as part of a roast, and even that it wasn’t so much the joke but a botched delivery?

Even goes the other way as well. I was the small, skinny kid, that was terrified of shirts vs skins in gym, and never took my shirt off when swimming past around aged 12 because I was so self-conscious. It wasn’t that I didn’t like sports, I just felt like the ‘puny weakling’.

You sound like a delight.

It changes the dynamic though when it’s family. The article was about friends.

Sounds like you need some therapy.

Did you even read the memo?

Or all the people who in response to it only seemed intent on proving him right in his conclusions. Of course, most people don’t seem to have even read it.

Says the person themselves whining on the internet.

They did cite it. The version posted on Gizmodo removed them all.

Based on the comments here, I’m assuming that virtually no one actually read the document.

Oh hell, that all bacon or heavy bacon diet. The only people I’ve known into that kind of thing are also people who seemingly refuse to actually go to a gym or involve in any real physical activity.

That’s just an elaborate, pretentious way of saying “yeah but still.”

Google Launcher.

“with less misogyny.”

Except the article above dealt with wording questions such that you can avoid or minimize the risk of offense or awkwardness before you have the ability to take a hint.

Really? A messy kitchen is a concern?

I just don’t put sensitive photos on my phone, and if I had to, I wouldn’t put them in the main photo app alongside stuff I’d be likely to show people.

The irony I’m sure is lost on you.

You sound far more bothered than they did.

Being this reasonable doesn’t get your video shared and additional clicks from outrage (on either side).