Wow, this team’s motto truly should be “Nah, maybe we should just pass instead!”

“Are you enjoying the game, Clarice?”

*BPD waits for November and Native American Heritage Month*

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

Between the Saints losing after the corner tried to be the hero, the Titans getting totally demolished by the Pats, and the Steelers getting caught looking past the Jags, last weekend really felt like a replay of the three most painful Broncos playoff losses I have had to witness.

the right answer to this is Marlon McCree.

Running slightly backwards at full speed reaching back. I an excuse the awkward jump/lack of verticle. That missed tackle though...no fucking way.

Cant answer that. Both are terrible. I was the sole Ravens fan in a cowboy bar in small-town Eastern Oregon FULL of Broncos fans in cowboy hats. My reaction was appropriate to the occasion, but perhaps not to the location, one could say. Those hicks stared me down hard as a fist-pumped and karate-kicked about the…

Moore. Williams’s thoughts made sense; Moore’s had absolutely zero justification.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

I found this exclusive video of Boss Todd leaving Heinz Field for the last time.

Sources say it was this moment, when Haley randomly pointed to the crowd and asked “Hey, isn’t that one of the women who have accused you of something?,” as the breaking point.

Yeah, what asshole does that?

If Feinberg gets the pee tape first I will absolutely reconsider my position on the existence of a just and loving God.

THE PEE TAPE GOES DIRECTLY TO ASHLEY AND THAT IS THAT.

(Fine print: medical plan actually only covers “boner pills.”

But they let a pregnant Tony Siragusa patrol the sidelines for like what, ten years?