Marshawn 2020

If you’re going to be on ESPN, you better play ball.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

His handlers have to give him daily briefings with pictures and add his name at regular intervals so that his attention span doesn’t short out.

I’m white, but I’m not THAT white.

To be fair, if I were in Buffalo, I wouldn’t want to know where I was, either.

The Denver one really stuck out to me. Like “this is the kneeling section bro...”

As a Warriors fan who isn’t a tech-bro I kindly say fuck you. At least LeBron stands up for something instead of a Food Truck line for overpriced and mediocre cuisine. Gentrify Alabama please.

I’m starting to get this feeling that Trump does not like black people.

OKC knows you can’t have a team offensive usage rate above 100%, right?

“I don’t see why not.”

He fucking sucks.

Been a rough start to the season though. Regardless, it’s a joy having them back in Europe.

I believe the Falcons didn’t open at home because Megatron’s asshole doesn’t quite prolapse properly just yet.

God damn it.

+1 Confederacy Cup

For what it’s worth, Floyd arguably won rounds 1 and 4, but yeah, it’s a good strategy.

If the Browns start feeling the pressure, they can just release DeValve