It really depends on the Marlins willingness to eat some of the money. If they’re willing to eat some of that contract in exchange for better prospects, that opens up the market somewhat.

He does have an opt out coming up. I can’t imagine that he’ll make even more on the free market, but hell, who knows? Still, whoever gets stuck holding the bag when he ages is going to feel more than a little pain.

It’s pretty impressive how well he is transitioning into an outspoken leader in the community. Ali really struggled with it and finally came to a head with the draft. Jordan and Tiger both lamed out, Barkley is the living embodiment of survival bias, Kobe only cares about Kobe, and Shaq is just a little too close to…

Given that we’re now seeing Madden-esque receptions in real life, I think we can conclude that we are living in a computer simulation.

I’ve been a GM commentor for years, and this is honestly the first time I’ve said “that was some damned good kinja my friend”.

The buffoonish community at Fox thinks that restroom graffiti is a better new source than the NTP/WaPo.

You’re my spirit animal!!!

Yea, hi. That’s my ticket.

Cleveland will probably miss Ryder now that he’s gone.

The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

The Chargers introducing their new logo was the branding equivalent of a guy asking his wife to try anal for the first time.

Any reason I can find to use this, I will.

It’s a little known fact that Antonio Gates played basketball in college. Maybe the Charges can use that to their advantage this season.

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

That’s 2017 for you. You assume the weirdest news you’re going to get out of Brazilian soccer is a convicted murderer being signed to a new contract, and then next thing you know you get some guy trying to test out Ehrlich’s maximum optimal jerk-off theories from Silicon Valley in the locker room shower.

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I’m to the point where the only thing I found surprising about this is that he’s figured out how to embed a video in a tweet.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

I dunno; seems pretty hard-hitting to me.

You’re not wrong.