We get it, his teeth are bad. 

You’re just splitting hairs.

cake eater 

They could’ve just traded for Garth Brooks and gotten Chris Gaines too in a package deal. 

Commissioner Bettman I didn’t know you posted here!

So, what, the Canucks can’t play Fortnite in other NHL cities but their GM can continue to play checkers on a chessboard? 

Once again, the Cubs were exposed.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

MacKinnon is a delight and was robbed of the Hart. 

I love the other lineman asking him how it was possible to get 10% annually for 10 years.   Nassib didn’t have an answer. 

With good behavior, he is looking at 1-15.

“I know it must be here somewhere......”

Better commenters. Better comments.

A Police Lineup

Easy there, Guillermo, there aren’t any Kinja Oscars.

Yeah, she linked to that in the last paragraph of the story.

I don’t think it was the long lead that got Merrifield picked off, it was the staring at his phone to the exclusion of all external stimuli.

Every year I tell myself there will be no more Colon highlights to watch. Every year I am happily disappointed.

Hi Guys. Denver Nuggets season ticket holder here. I just wanted to mention that there’s zero chance of Lebron landing here. That is all.

But got a little hard, too, which confused him.