He doesn’t even seem to be a fan of all people named Trump.

Automated trucks.

As a Wizards fan this is at least fifteenth most depressingly hilarious thing I have seen during a basketball game

there is now a bear story and i apologize for jumping the gun and sincerely enjoyed your article about eating poop

Stupid, sexy Harbaugh.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

If he wanted to feel a little more exposed, he could have just called Urban Meyer.

Yaaaaarrrrrgghh, here be yowr blasted star.

Would watch.

DT: Lemme tell you guys, this is a tremendous truck, I mean just really nice.

This is just a front for the massive amphetamine delivery.

would you really want a blowjob from a lot lizard WITH teeth?

You should see his attempt to be President.

My favorite Tweet so far...

Mike’s helmet is nicer.

He has no better idea how to drive that truck than how to drive a normal car, ride a bike, or pay a bill.

That’s a god damn dinosaur

“Man, it’s about fucking time I got something I could actually enjoy...”, Big Bird said, right before he began furiously masturbating.