Oh no, do these types of rules apply to commenters? Asking for a friend.

I know, but I made an executive decision: Smallpox is funnier than acellular pertussis.

the Bears are done with Jay Cutler

In related news, ice cream sundaes will no longer have cherries on top, million dollar halftime half court shot chances are illegal, and you’re no longer allowed to enjoy children’s laughter.

I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

Three days ago, the Rockets could have gotten Boogie Cousins for that haul.

Deandre Jordan is more of a Maverick than John McCain.

I’m listening....

3 years and 11 months. Dude is like a cockroach in more ways than one.

100% serious. Ok, I was teasing you a bit with “name drop”, but was totally appropriate, added color to the conversation, and was a golden opportunity to share it. Hell, I was pulling for Hanie hard when he was here in Chicago. He seemed like a good dude, but as Smokin’ Jay’s replacement, I always just figured that…

He’s the COO of a company that makes soft helmets for flag football players.

sadly enough, the children of abusers often become abusers themselves

+1 tarnished legacy

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

“I’m not your friend, Buddy!”

Way to grab the low hanging berries

Well, now, hold on. Did he go to school in the south? They teach you it’s okay to touch cousins like that.

+1 topping Hot-N-Ready Pizza for $6

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

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