Everything is better on drugs, man.

So now the White House press pool is just the yearbook staff at Barron’s school?

It would certainly triple his productivity.

Going through the motions, issuing sick burns at his enemies from a men’s room stall, overwhelmed by the slightest actual responsibilities.

One time, I forgot about a presentation I had in fourth grade. I didn’t research or read anything. Totally forgot about it for weeks. I did my best to wing it, but I only fooled the other idiot kids in the room, not my teacher. Every time Trump speaks, I hear that presentation.

Sometimes he wanders around his office, pecking at the shiny stuff, like a fucking bird.

But that assumes that the only thing that goes into player evaluation is what a player did in the one year before their free agency. Bautista at 36 was injured and had a sub-par season, Bautista at 35 had a .250/.377/.536 slash line.

The clear message from this, as well as the the Josh Brown situation, is that college and pro football teams are becoming more willing to swiftly punish a player who fucks up in some major way.............As long as it’s only the kicker we’re talking about.

He’s just playing to his fan base...

You try living in Arizona sober.

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

This joke missed by a hair...

Hell yeah. That pass was buttery.

A NHL player wuldnt leave time on the clock

It’s not gay. Just two men celebrating each other’s strength.

Gave you a star. Then I scrolled down.

It’s lunchtime you asshole.

Not a bad point.

1) Lots of young people watch The Bachelor
2) The only fucking young people you know are sports writers.
3) Therefore, the young people you know watch The Bachelor.

Drew, my man, don’t become “Old Man Yells at Cloud.”