so the 7th greatest canadian of all time is a racist xenophobic tangerine... in America we make that our president

“Boy I remember a game at the Montreal Forum when I was coaching in Moose Jaw. The Maple Leafs were down to the Rangers 2-1 when Bobby Orr, as great a Canadian and hockey player that ever lived, stole the puck from that filthy American Mike Modano and then fired it to Doug Gilmour, whose children I would gladly bear,…

BREAKING: Lou Holtz files lawsuit for copyright infringement.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

“Robe.”

Apparently nobody told Levi you’re never supposed to double wrap a Trojan

Demoralizing

Dog is not fancy enough.

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

Cardinals GM: [dials up Astros GM] Looks like we have to send you a couple of draft picks, do you want to make those selections yourself or should we just work off the list that we have?

I guess he hasn’t come up with the Muslim version of “bad hombres” yet.

Press Conference in 2021: “The Washington Redskins are pleased to announce the hiring of our new General Manager, Albert Haynesworth!”

Caroll had approx a billion times more experience than Lynch does.

York: Tell me John, what most interests you in a job with the 49ers?

The 49ers became sold on his ability to recruit personnel after reading on his resume that he spent 15 years working as a headhunter.

America is blowing a 3-1 lead.

If this travel ban had been in place, 9/11 would have still happened. Since the ringleader of the hijackers was an Egyptian national...

This is no time to stick to sports. That’s why I’m boycotting the Pro Bowl.