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I was hoping the guy was going to throw something Brady didn’t know into the middle of all of that

Its fucking awesome is what it is.

why don’t they make the airplane out of the black-framed glasses, amirite?

See white hipsters be all uptight. But black hipsters? Brothers got a whole different hipster style. This guy knows what I’m talking about.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

It’s like I always say. 80% of contrarians are wrong about everything.

Those Goldfish crackers are gonna taste reeeal good to you when it’s time to pay your mortgage. Taste my wrath, nerd

Some of last year’s hipsters have moved on to trying to make serious points in the Deadspin comments section.

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“Obviously, thou art not a golfer.”- The Lebowski That Rolls

Hey now.

“The coronation is over. The people of King’s Landing do not care about the Lannisters’ debts.”

Like most versions, this one’s gonna have incest.

Standing Rock Sioux? More like Sioux Kelly for Rocking the stand up comedy circuit!! Cheyenne River Sioux? More like cry me a River and Sioux Kelly for not Cheyenne away from creating a real Trail of Tears...from making us all laugh so hard!! Amirite????

And at the end of Trump’s fourth year, she’s gonna yell “The Aristocrats!”

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I am now :(

Is anybody else worried that eventually, this wall is going to be used to keep us here?

Jew, reporting in! Guess who has two thumbs, a futon, and endless empathy for a refugee narrative? *this mensch*