Yeah, it’s a special car. Trust me, I know cars. It’s the best car. Really yuge car.

Ridiculous.

The magician analogy is apt, but he takes it a step further - he is an openly shitty magician and you can see the workings of all of his tricks! The cables are bright orange and 1/2" thick! The aces have giant corners cut off of them and are marked “ACE!” Meanwhile he just keeps grinning and doing obviously fake…

They’re not denying it. They are giving alternative facts on the situation.

Let’s not

The Miller family also dumps millions into the Tour of Utah bike race every year. They seem like the exceeding rare sports owners who believe the team to be a community trust.

It’s really not that tough to figure out why, is it....?

I’d love it if Pop was the only one to go. “Rest of the team didn’t want to come, but I wasn’t going to miss an opportunity to tell you off to your face.”

Holy crap. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I want the Spurs to win the NBA championship. I think Pop would definitely go to the White House. And I think the prospect of Pop coming and actually telling trump things he didn’t want to hear, to his face, would scare trump into canceling.

That’s phenomenal.

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

He actually traded himself and a first round pick for Matt Millen.

Well judging by the picture, Grigson will be headed Eastbound and Down

It was nothing but a combination of Nazi Germany, Soviet Union, Religious Orthodoxy, and DC Comics.

..much less nine / eleven.

It’s really hard to get to Vegas when your Carr is broken down...

“So which American player is going to stick their foot in their mouth next?”, asks Rex Ryan with palpitating anticipation.

So which American player is going to stick their foot in their mouth next?