Manning already did “full cooperate” and meet with the NFL, so he is a bit besides the point of this...

Did these guys even file a police report? Why all the harassment? I don’t know the Brazilian legal system from shinola, but this seems like a lot about nothing.

Japanese Olympian disqualified after disasterous dong dinging

It does matter if you are comparing the historical relationship between the Cubs/Cards and the Pats/Jets over the past 50 years. And this is something that Pats fans are overly willing to do, forgetting that they were the 4th team in town, playing in a shithole in the middle of nowhere.

Um ya, the Cardinals won yesterday, 6-4. This is evident by the lack of a “300 Days of Cardinals” post this morning.

To be fair, Vernon probably got the short end of that fight. Roy landed 5-6 solid slows, while Vernon got a few in and landed on top of him.

I am saying that she has way more talent than almost all of the men they bring onto the set, to announce games, to do more prominent roles on the network. And they leave her to do the “women’s work” of announcing the death of their anchors and reporters. Just because she is a woman, she’s relegated to either reading…

Ya, still fucking sucks that whenever a talented black male reporter dies, ESPN trots Hannah Storm out there to tell the world about it. She’s far better than the network gives her credit for.

Yep, and what this company actually produced was the star of a minstrel show with his hand in the air. Surprised he didnt have watermelon in his hand instead of a bat...

Deadspin, doing dongs The Right Way.

A Rod’s career starting out so strong that it looked like he may break most of the all-time records, but I guess he just ran out of juice at the end of his career.

Whats the over/under on Russian athletes being kicked out due to doping violations: 5.5?

Does this mean I can stop washing my hands too? I know those bathroom signs say for “Employees”...

Is Bayless the sports equivalent of Trump? Just yelling to be heard? I will say, Trump’s takes have been a hell of a lot hotter than these lukewarm meatballs..

Also, this reminds me of the good old days when Samer would actually write posts and respond to comments. Now all he does is link to twitter mentions of Patriots players and note whenever the Cardinals have lost a game.

On a related note, my friends and I have always “joked” that Philip Rivers is a puppy rapist. That is he likes to have sex with puppies.

This is Keo’s second apparence on Deadspin in less than a year:

Dong deep in Uranus?

I am more convinced than ever that the Cubs will not make it to the World Series.

You don't need to average 26 points a game to get a max deal anymore. What is this, 2003?