Goddamnit, I knew there was something wrong when I wrote that. Fucking Monday man...

I honestly thought his greatest contribution was going to be the sleeveless hoodie.

Jason Heyward is a ....

Holtz has always been an asshole. Remember when he taunted the CU team for rallying around their star QB that died suddenly from cancer right before the Orange Bowl?

Yep, it is covered in the article.

When I was 17...

Don’t forget that Ryan also claimed to have climbed 40 or so of the Colorado 14ers, which he obviously didn’t do and would have been one hell of a lifetime achievement.

He’s actually cleared the NFL drug program, so that’s not the case at all.

Apprently so did Jeter and Posada...

Ok, who is the most hungover around the office today?

It’s like CR7, or some other lame ass shit that Pats fans use to describe their chosen one. Every team has annoying monikers for their stars now, I’m so glad I don’t have to read about PFM anymore.

Hey I get it, I’m a bit torn on this as well. Regardless of what Boston media says, this case has always been about the power of the commissioner to give out suspensions like this and not about psi or the ideal gas law or whatever. And in that case, I’d like to see Roger get thoroughly embarrassed.

It won’t vacate the suspension, which is all that matters at this point. A ruling either way wont effect his legacy, you either support TB12 or not at this point, so it's all about the suspension.

Ya, I’d say Nathan Redmond and Pierre Hojbjerg while getting 13m for Pelle is not so bad. If anything, replacing Koemen may be the largest problem.

Honest to god, my reaction was, wait, Jake Peavy is still a starting pitcher in the bigs?

Early reports are that Russ was about to finally finish the championship, but was intercepted at the goal line by the Butler.

Good point. I mean, where was all the outrage when Kyle left for 538? Did Marchman and Drew yell at each other like all the folks on ESPN. I bet Drew was the SAS, lambasting Kyle for making poor career move.

How do you think I feel, I wrote that trash...

You don't need to hit Indians to beat them, a bunch of blankets will do just fine.

Ya, it was pretty lowest common denominator. But, someone had to say it, and turns out I was the guy this time!