What’s not to get? Patrick probably did a 10 second google search and that was one of the posts that popped up. I know I’ve seen tons of posts talking shit about him and the other authors I mentioned, but I can’t remember who authored them, when they appeared, or even salient keywords to do a search for them. And I…

In the post he linked? It’s not so bad. OP is just complaining about the then-current posts. But there have been a metric fuck ton of posts lambasting Patrick, Hardibird, Kat Callahan and Oppo’s absolute favorite person to hate: Alissa Walker. Oh, and Justin Westbrook, too, but he deserves it. Lol.

But Patrick, you literally are the worst! /s

Because racism.

Are you sure about that? She doesn’t like guacamole. That’s pretty much a dealbreaker right there.

Came for a Bring It On reference. Was not disappointed. :)

Same. Not even the ones with squishy tips will stay in. Even if I’m sitting stock still. It’s over-the-ear headphones for me only.

It’s your own fault for not putting it in the official sarcasm font.

Wow. You made substantial changes to the content of this post, from the lede image, to completely rewriting the body text, yet there is absolutely no footnote or editor’s note to mark said changes. That’s not ok.

Greetings, lurker! Why don’t you pull up a Clashtalk chair and stay awhile?

The video and review was very obviously geared towards a novice audience. What consumer who really cares about the tech specs of a laptop will care if it fits in their carry-on bag and about how quickly they can shove it back inside that bag after a TSA screening? No one but people who want a laptop for some casual…

But you’re a woman! Clearly you wouldn’t know jack shit about computers. /s

Learn something new every day! I knew he was part Puerto Rican, so I assumed there might be some Afro-Latino somewhere. Did not know, for example, that he has Ukrainian ancestors, too. 

Nah. I’ll get angry at whoever I so choose. You don’t get any vote in the matter.

I’m guessing you’re white.

Oooooh! I haven’t seen either of those yet. Off to the teh Youtubes!

Erm... when did I say that Corden played up the awkward white dude to placate Bruno Mars because he’s black? I didn’t.

It’s pretty good. I’d say the only one that tops it is the one with the First Lady and Missy Elliott.

Danke!

Marning.