That doesn’t mean that these women were ever made to feel uncomfortable while I was around them or that I ever improperly propositioned or touched them. In fact, plenty of them never even knew I felt that way...

A modified version of Oppo’s original Rule No. 1 would also work here: Don’t be a dick (on the road).

“Hope they put both of you away.”

Her partner was a rookie black cop who freaked out at the sound of videogame gunfire coming from behind a closed door. He shot at the door, and killed a black man who was sitting on a couch inside playing a FPS.

“You know shit’s bad when the time between someone saying “this is going to go wrong” and something actually going horribly wrong is only about three seconds.”

I’m not that squeamish. Especially when the story is obviously fake.

I don’t buy it. I mean, I believe a person can become extremely constipated from eating too much of the same thing, but for none of it to be digested? For there to be no fecal matter at all? I don’t buy it at all. Our bodies produce digestive enzymes pretty much constantly. For them to be completely absent? Nope.…

Some of us don’t know that story yet. Please share!

It doesn’t only happen to men. I saw the exact same thing once in the Ladies’ at Macy’s. Wall, the back of the stall walls, the toilet, the plumbing. Everywhere. I noped the fuck out of that bathroom very fast when I saw that.

Of course this asshole wants to be a cop. Of course he does. Meanwhile, I’ve got a college “buddy” on Facebook who still insists if POC would just stop being stubborn and learn how to properly interact with police, we’d stop getting mistreated/shot/killed by cops. Because clearly racism is not a factor.

You’d think there’d be rules in place to prevent people from doing that.

So are you going to share with the rest of the class or are you just going to tease us all?

I don’t even have kids, either. I’ve just been around enough women who are moms and babies who are hungry my entire life to know some basic mom and baby common sense.

The baby may technically be able to wait, albeit while turning red crying, but the milk might not. Women can’t always control when the milk comes out, and a crying baby can trigger leakage. So telling a mom to wait to feed her infant until she gets to a fucking bathroom (seriously, would you want to eat in a public…

Edit: remind to check the time stamps on posts before I comment. *sigh* sorry.

Starred to ungrey you.

This ain’t Oppo. Also...

Nope. Never tried to get you “booted from Oppo.” I did, however, tell you in not so many words, to go fuck off.

But why connect and have fun with your children when you can occupy your time lamenting the fact that they’re all girls and act so damned girly all the time? Clearly, Parenting 101 involves talking smack about your kids to strangers on the Internet. /s

That’s cool and all, but worker leaf cutter ants, like most colony insects, are female, not male.