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Thank you!

Hey Kat, if it's not too much bother, could I ask for a Jalopnik follow, please?

Self defense? That Juke was already all over that motorcyclist's ass when the rider punched the hood. It looks like that punch was a reaction to previous aggression by the Juke. And tell me, in what fucking universe is a punch to a hood in ANY WAY a viable threat to the life of a person inside a vehicle? It's not.

I look at agates. I look at them more often than most guys I know. You ever stop to think it's not that most "females" you know don't like sports, but that most women you know just don't like talking sports with a guy like you?

Hell yes!!! Finally Jez has someone on the rolls who sciences. Welcome, Caroline!

The feeling is mutual! <3

Meh. I agree with a lot of PortraitOfMmeX's comment. But the smaller issue of ED medication unavailability is nowhere near comparable to the MASSIVE unavailability of those horrendous whore pills known as hormonal birth control, which, as MmeX accurately points out, have far more medical applications than just

Nobody cares about your boner.

Well said!

ÜBER!!! You need to post the Pinterest photo that was on the mommyish post. Hypercolor hoohas FTW! And the sprinkles for different kinds of hair grooming? It's too much!

Best gif ever is the best!

Echoing everyone else here. There is a big Josie Grossie shaped hole in my twitter heart. </3 These comments are genius, though. ☺️

I should've clarified, I've only worked two customer service jobs: a stint at Starbucks and at a department store; all my other jobs have been "professional" jobs. I have been sexually harassed at EVERY single one, except maybe at Starbucks. I've had my bra snapped, I've been hugged so tight that my breasts were

Want to know how bad? I have never had a job where I wasn't sexually harassed at least once, and I've worked since high school. I'm in my 30s now. And it's never just the once that it happens, either.

Starting your comment with "as a white person" is a sure sign that you're about to say something incredibly asinine at the very least, or horribly offensive at worst. I believe you, though, when you say you want to be an ally, and that you think your heart is in the right place. If you really are interested in being

Don't forget the best Paris of all: Paris, Texas! ^_^ There's also a Pittsburg, Texas (with no "h" at the end).

So noted. I don't think San Antonio is on it, but I wouldn't really know... I'm in Texas, so we obviously don't include our state in stories written within our state, lol. (For publications where the intended audience is other Texans, of course). But then again, that's why I always say a silent prayer of thanks to the

I'm rage stroking at the fact that you Canadians put mayo in your breakfast burritos. No. Just... NO. That should be against the law.

You're makin' my eye twitch, Pinkham!

Breakfast burritos (and breakfast tacos) existed long before any billion dollar business decided they could co-opt the the culturally-specific way a group of people normally eat their food every morning. The other two you mentioned, sure, they're frankenfoods designed to maximize fat and flavor, but not breakfast