On one mojito? Or mojitos for the both of you? How expensive are mojitos where you're at that a $2 tip for one isn't way more than 20%?

His looking moist makes me decidedly NOT moist.

-1 million/10 Would NOT bang.

How exactly would lane splitting have helped this guy? He wasn't paying attention to traffic (as evidenced by the fact that his helmet cam was pointed at the rider to his left moments before impact), and he was traveling at more than double the legal speed limit. Your arguments for lane-splitting may very well be…

What the fuck did I just watch? Lol.

No, no, no. It is VERY normal. Carry on without fear, fellow watermelon lover! :-)

Being unable to finish a watermelon, especially the newer small (cantaloupe size) varieties is just un-American! I can eat one of those small ones in one sitting.

There's a place like that on the Riverwalk in San Antonio. It's called Dick's. The server will come up to take your drink order and be like "what can i get for you, asshole?" And the whole meal proceeds similarly. It's kinda fun. :-)

Et tu, Romeo Rose?

Dozens in Latta is actually a whole lotta, since, according to Wikipedia, the town only has 1,357 people in it.

Oh god, yes! The weight of wet hair sucks! Putting it in a pony tail when it's still wet is even worse... it concentrates all that weight in one spot. My hair is razor straight, but it's so long now that getting whipped up by wind can get it tangled. I usually do the same thing as you and use conditioner to get the…

I'd say it's an irrational thing to be grossed out by. Currently, my hair reaches down to the small of my back. It's been growing out from just below shoulder length for the past two years. But it's not that long because I have my identity tied to it or anything. It just is. I've had my hair pixie short before, and…

Um, that was my point entirely. If there are still bans and consequences for something as inane as drinking a beer at a football game, then obviously a progressive stance on LGBTQ rights is a way further off reality than Baylor no longer being a dry campus.

You must have a shitty cell phone, then, because Waco is smack dab in the middle of the I-35 corridor and as such has great cell service.

This, exactly. A lot of times people want to say sci-fi is only intelligent if it gets things correct, like the characteristics of neutrinos, or the nature of temporal paradoxes. And yeah, that kind of stuff is pretty important to good sci-fi. Having plausible science is one of its defining characteristics. But what…

Starring that because Zeppelin is great, but moreso because a Supernatural gif is a super-awesome gif.