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It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

> fuck their second-rate city

Between the Laroche kid situation and this, Chris Sale is Brian McCann levels of baseball douche

You should create a sub-reddit for massive dongs that destroy old lady face.

I’m fairly certain the anti-Berman is salad.

Sounds more like a platoon family than a backup family.

I know earnest does not work well here, but fucking good for him. Just a guy in the NFL who wants to do right by the kids and who calls other guys out for charging them — even if on behalf of a charity that these kids have no responsibility to support? Hell yeah.

“Trophies!?!??”

Everytime I see the name Alex Mack

I’ve argued Westbrook’s case for MVP to death, and these guys will be here tomorrow. And again, they’re arguing that Harden’s case is his team is not quite as far away from the Warriors and Spurs as the Thunder.

And for just a second, she was queen. All of her troubles forgotten. Life felt better, filled with purpose. No matter that soon she would be walking out of that stadium and back into the cold reality of living in Pittsburgh, she would forever have this moment. The girls at the end of the Heinz Cocktail Sauce

It depends on the opponent. I think after this hot take of yours many fellow commentators here would dunk on you up by 30 with 5 seconds left.

You created an account just for this weak ass take? Talk about bush league.

Why were the Raptors trying to score with 10 seconds left? They were down 15. Dribble it out. You’re going to lose anyway. But somehow losing by 17 is worse than losing by 15? How about not getting your ass beat in the first place?

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

“Are the Magic that crafty?”

My favorite WBC “having fun” moment was when Fernando Rodney recorded a strikeout against a Colombian player, then did his patented pantomime arrow maneuver. Of course, he ~had~ just given up the game-tying HR the batter before.