And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

Rivers Romo needs to grow up and start a band called “Geezer”

I CAN TELL YOU FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE THAT HAVING THE BULLY’S MOM INTERVENE IS USUALLY THE BEST WAY TO STOP THE BULLY FROM ATTACKING YOU. THEY ARE ALMOST ALWAYS REASONABLE, WELL-ADJUSTED, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY PARENTAL FOCUSED INDIVIDUALS WHO-*head goes into toilet*

Or he could just compete against the boys, where he wouldn’t have any advantage.

It could be worse.

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

Just follow the trail to Big Rand McNally.

Jupiter’s not a star it’s a planet numbnuts

What an asshole.

Andy Puzder actually invented this chant, but it was undocumented.

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

So the thing about corporate America is this, you can do your job well all month but if you show up and shit the bed one day in a big meeting meeting, that’s all that matters. Maybe it’s fair maybe it’s not but there’s lots of guys that can look brilliant when they’ve got good talent working for them but not many…

After the coaching carousel of the past few seasons, Niners fans can rest easy in the certainty that they have a coach committed to the long haul. They know he won’t run.

*cries over Ncaa football

Madden has ruined football games for a lot of gamers out there. Sorry boys

I think their true power lies in convincing people to make their own mistakes in an attempt to avoid making those very same mistakes.

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

At what point do we actually start caring about overpopulation? The planet is already on its knees from draining so much of its resources, were not to far off from water shortages. Anything to stave that off before we reach birth limit laws is a good thing in my view.