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Everything he said was on point. SJ came correct.

Yeah, but do you roll on shabbos?

Should have traded him to Jerrahhhh J.

+1 Fleetwood mac song

+ 49 second chances

Fuck Matt Kemp with Rihanna’s herpes covered dildo.

+1 Nuke Laloosh

Oppo field shots are - oppo tacos

What, can’t a guy just love dongs?

Hey, Pat Hayden, how’s retirement treating you?

+1 Big Gulp

Glutton for punishment.

Rosenbager!

Wahhhhhh. That’s all I heard the first time. Multiple people attempted to be civil. And you respond with more wahhhhhhh. I ain’t got tissues for you, little one.

Get out your wallet. You’ll be hearing from the Commish.

You’re saying that you’ve never felt a stronger emotion (pertaining to anything) because a family member or close aquaintance was involved.

You aren’t doing the cause any justice. He’s right you’re more likely to make others indifferent or apethetic by arguing semantics. Rather than pointing the finger and getting on someone for using verbage not approved by you, why don’t you try and be a postive informer?

Juno nothing whatchu talkin bout. Shit gets WILD in Alaska.

Juno nothing whatchu talking bout. Shit gets WILD in Alaska.

  • In response to a text asking “Do you celebrate quanza [sic] at your school?” Furminger wrote: “Yeah we burn the cross on the field! Then we celebrate Whitemas.