LA + Justin Turner, earlier this season =

The Bengals are probably the most-talented team in the entire NFL, top to bottom.

I starred because of your handle.

“You have no business arguing this as a Redskins fan, the most racist name in sports.”

Represting TB like a champ. Keep up the good work!

Al, what type of Scotch do you have waiting? And stop referring to yourself in the 3rd person. You’re better than that.

(Jumps out of pool) Shut up Burke, you know it wasn’t just because of the article. Don’t make me find you again.

You can still change your swing and hit an inside pitch oppo. No need to swing for the fences when half of the infield is open.

Sure, since no overrated players have ever recieved large contracts. And no players have ever recieved inflated contracts only to have production immediately drop off the cliff.

You can keep your phsyics lessons because no one is saying that power must be a factor when facing a complete shift to the pull side.

and to change that would change who he was as a player.

All of Jezebel cums so hard.

+ Several thousand fishes.

Some day she will be somebodies wife.

You could fit a jumbo fucking jet in there.

FUCKING OLD FUCK AND HIS DUMBASS FALSE HOPE. PATHETIC. IT MAKES ME WANNA BLOW HIS GODDAMN HEAD OFF LIKE LENNIE SMALL. YOU’RE JUST TOO FUCKING STUPID FOR THIS WORLD, POPS.

How does the obvious answer of “any SEC team” not take the cake?

I couldn’t contain myself and completed the chant by whispering “Eagles” to my empty apartment. E-A-G-L-E-S … EAGLES.

A Person From Philadelphia: My great-grandmother died this week and I have to go back to Philadelphia to—

Signing off with the, “put that in your pipe and smoke it” took it from epic, to all time classic.