this came on today. probably not your tempo, but that can’t slag that tone.

All the walks and strikeouts are clearly a defense mechanism to protect against his halitosis.

Rihanna was drying her eye, reminiscing about the Moon, her pet name for Chris Brown.

Zombies and cucumbers are not allowed the unalienable rights because they are from the dirt on this planet.

you might want to document that as your IP, mr skull.

who is “hinkle?”

yes. cocoa.

Hershey’s chocolate milk used to come powdered in a metal container. You’d take your spoon, pop the top off, and shovel it into your glass of milk. When there was no milk, you’d just eat the powder.

I usually defer all legal questions to Raysism’s brother. We are Blessed to see you Comment, Bevraj.

the good people of Ajax are not silly people.

Will, do you not have high-end beer distributors up there? Any one of ‘em worth a salt should br able to get you a case of any trophy beer you want at a fraction of the single serve prices you’re paying. I can’t afford a bomber of St Bernardus 12 every night at $15-18 a bottle. But I sure can buy a case once a month…

What am I, a clownfish?

+1 this is some eye-brow humor.

man: What the heck is taking so long with our food? That’s it, I’m saying something! I am! This is ridiculous. We have been waiting 45 minutes for our entrees.

Homophobic? I dunno, but I doubt he’d pull that stunt against Arsenal.

What’s the hand signal when someone gets to third?

i’m sorry to hear that. scary stuff. i hope you are comfortable on a private beach in michigan.

To avoid the media circus, he has checked into a hotel as Page Chamberlain.

is it really him?

+1 fish tale.