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I thought you got Red Wings for catching fire during the period.

didnt see this before i posted. sorry.

If only this were in Baltimore! Mookie could smash through Pizza Boli’s shuttered storefront of oppression.

+ #2

Forgive my ignorance, as I’ve never had Pizza Boli’s. Is there usually a line 4 hours before the first pitch?

keep the VH intensity. PT cannot withstand that bullshit. channel that inner DLR. your daughter deserves diamond dad.

i didnt know if it was cheating because it was buck owens. you got any other beatles tunes? rocky raccoon, i suppose.

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this is fantastic. i forgot about this. we just had our 3rd kid a few months back, and i been feeling like H.I. McDunnough from raising arizona. i been working on this on the banjo...

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if you have 5 minutes and aren’t in a very serious mood, this has a few great lines....

You’re crazy! stop cryin’, those songs are amazing.

kinja makes us all blessed to comment.

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He’s expected to start tonight’s midnight screening of The Rocky Dennis Picture Show

+1 blister on your little finger

she had to be the inspiration for mugatu's derelicte line...

waiter: good evening, mr and mrs shitehawk, we are honored you could join us and are pleased to serve you.

Is this a shifter car? I cannot drive a shifter car, alright, so we got a little situation here. Im used to *luxury* cars. Have you ever heard of a luxury car? You know what luxury means? Ever heard of Cadillac, Cadillac Eldorado? That's what I drive. I drive cars that *shift* themselves.

If I had known it was gonna be that kind of party, I would've stuck my dick in the mashed cauliflower!