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Coach Kill will make milkshakes in any weather.

someone in the office started using word that has caught on, ostensibly, and your editors haven't noticed.

Question from the uninformed:

You'll Never Walk, Bemoan

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neil did a cover album of songs by his favorite writers. he's been performing this at every show. the woman sitting next to me leans over and says to her date, "oh! i know this one! i used to dance to it all the time!"

How to Eat Shit

Rhys misread the kits scheduling, unveiling The Northumbria Emporers' New Uniforms a week early.

if perkyanna doesnt ruffle your feathers, why don't you request flapjack glenda?

i find this too complex to rationalize.

"Outlook not so good."

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here's a song neil young wrote for skynyrd to record 2 years before the plane crash. luv4all stories is mistaken.

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hate to argue, but you know neil wrote this for skynrd in '75, right? ronnie died in '77, so they never put it to album. and that ronnie is reportedly buried in a neil t-shirt?

"Nobody's ever gonna believe that story, chief."

Awaited verdict of life without parole-y.

Hence loathed melancholy,

i've been reading this site for a decade. that's the best pull i've read. funny, funny stuff. thanks.

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day three is the hardest when you quit anything. only topped by day fore. and you got through it. that, man, is a long time. you got this.

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sorry man. i really had thought you'd quit. anyways, glad to learn you're giving up something easy to forfeit, and not the mrs.

rode in on a greyhound, i'll be walkin out if i go.