play somethin' snappy! you catch more flies with opium than vinegar!

play somethin' snappy! you catch more flies with opium than vinegar!

that's badass. i had never heard that.

if i remember correctly, you are a quitter, right?!?

my bar's main competition is smokey joe's cafe. and when i finally found that sanford townsend album on vinyl for my dad, he listened to the whole thing and said, "this seemed a lot better when we were high."

no doubt who the most uptight smokey is!

no doubt who the most uptight smokey is!

now there are many places to smoke... fagin and becker liked smokin' with the boys upstairs at their old school. jimi preferred his haze a different shade. but there's no question what these guys were smokin'...

i wouldnt mess with this guy if i were you.

my midnight confession... i missed it on the first read.

famed philadelphia surgeon dr kermit gosnell was known to take up to 7 months to get to the center of a baby ruth.

confectionary enthusiast soon-yi previn has dedicated almost 2 decades of her life to the blow pop.

i drank my coffee with a hubcap this morning. yeah.

nothing worse than staying up late for a date with prism and finding these schlubs on. funny that stark and morganti were the personalities that made it big.

when takin' care of business, i think it's best to let it ride.

and emmanuelle pretty much every night?

kihn's from maryland, but was your idea from jeopardy! tonight?

thorns and midnight rambler harp.

i think i tried messaging you decades ago trying to say, damnit man, give the people something they haven't heard before. this is late davies. and it is you. and mrs. erg, of course. shakin' the beams.

wife teaches 7th grade. friend is a counselor for 6-12. the term "dick eatin'" is used more commonly than "fuck you." so there's that.