Hey, Ned Rocknroll wasn’t a famous director! Nor should he be, with that name!

I don’t want to go to my husband’s memorial service on Monday.

Dude I spend money on makeup when it’s worth it. The very best mascara I have EVER used is Maybelline Lots of Lashes. The pink bottle with the green cap and the wand that is kind of shaped like a wedge. It is super reasonably priced, it stays on, it helps you get amazing definition on top and bottom. I have tried more…

I’m moving into my own flat in 3 weeks after being homeless for nearly 16 months, totally excited but also nervous and slightly worried about having zero furniture but so happy to finally having my own home again.

“it made me want to go around and apologize to every black person I see.”

Put back the dumpster and set it on fire.

I see this more of a backlash against the recent trans movement. If the survey only pertained to homosexuality, I doubt we would see an uptick.

Going before you take off only gets you so far on 10+ hour flights.

This conversation started with someone saying that you were at risk of tetanus... I have yet to see that explained in any way. But sure, let’s move the goalposts.

Why does she need to say anything? Why do we immediately turn to the closest woman and burden her with the responsibility of answering for some shitty man’s actions? Why does it always bounce back on women?

Making fun of a guy’s baby dick when he’s the one who chooses to whip it out to try and offend other people is perfectly acceptable. That is all.

I have been called out twice by servers for ordering the same items. I just quit going there.

Two dudes kissed on TV last night

You’ll notice someone is very diligently keeping an eye on Bill Cosby’s FB for him. Not a single negative comment (On the one post I could bear to look at)

I do. I didn’t find Mo’Nique funny back when I was in high school and she was relevant, so

I kind of love how all of these comments are just slagging off on Schumer and no one has said anything even remotely negative about the high pay for Chappelle and Rock. Interesting, isn’t it?

I went through a rough time, and all money had to go to rent, keeping the lights on, and trying to eat. I couldn’t even put a tiny amount on any credit card because, seriously, we were scrounging change to buy milk. We didn’t have an extra $15.

2 things I believe occurred with Schumer. She was just hot off her big movie and at the time Netflix was buying up as much original content as possible. Netflix has since narrowed down their spending habits and even cancels stuff and Schumer’s “brand new and cool” to the world became overexposure pretty quickly. If…

I think she wanted more of a sugar baby arrangement rather than a by the night arrangement. Not that she didn’t want any money at all.