i-am-calm-but-thanks
I am calm, but thanks
i-am-calm-but-thanks

Thank you. Typically, the Therapist is the prey. Sucks all the way around.

It’s a lot more common for the Licensed Massage Therapist- not masseuse or masseur, as those are highly outdated and insulting terms, but Licensed Massage Therapist!!!- to receive unwanted sexual advances, to be sexually propositioned, or sexually assaulted. I’m currently in school to become a Licensed Massage

Yeah, I think many more customers are probably trying to get a “happy ending” (aka harassing) from their massage therapist than massage therapists are assaulting customers, but it’s terrible on either end. I found out about a year ago that one of the major donors to a non-profit my boss is on the Board of and that I

“I’m sorry that some people viewed this as a petty fight, with bad intentions on both sides. Feeling silenced by others lack of caring or understanding had to be a burden for you”

Get a big butterfly net and catch a guy. Everyone knows that men can’t escape butterfly nets.

People are lying to you.

Yes, absolutely get rid of the idea that it “should” be special. Maybe it will be. Maybe it won’t be. But no matter what it ends up being, you have too high expectations for it. Also, a dude who expects an experienced girl is probably an asshole who you will ultimately not want to be with anyway.

My first kiss coincided with my first time being drunk. Not a very sweet story, but I’m sure it’s common. Losing my virginity was just awkward and not special or sweet either. Movies and people who lie make these moments up to be something grand, something that changes you to the core. They’re not. It’s just one of

He probably did lol my friends and I used to take what 17 and to a lesser extent Cosmo said as the gospel.

Doggo matches username perfectly!

This doggo gets me rn.

Trigger warning: sex assault.

Thank you for showing support to Short. This individual tends to abandon her burners as soon she starts crap and gets heat for being a hateful commenter.

Thank you!! Knowing I could donate them if I don’t end up using makes a sizeable difference for me. I also am not excited about the possibility of the hormones - do you know if that would interfere with other forms of hormonal birth control, specifically an IUD?

Hey you,

Day 4 with the in-laws. 9 of them in addition to us all in one house. I live them but and suuuper ready to go home.

Yes, thank you, agreed. Originally my mother was saying to leave it off entirely and say I had “family responsibilities” because they can’t ask further details, but I think that’s a HUGE mistake. Consulted with other friends and they agree with me. So thanks! Love to see that I’m right ;)

Thank you for sharing this. I left a note.

If it makes you feel ANY better, I’m currently rocking a terribly tacky manicure courtesy of Mini Pie insisting I use her sparkly green polish and it’s peeled off of two nails. It’s a hot mess.

If it makes you feel ANY better, I’m currently rocking a terribly tacky manicure courtesy of Mini Pie insisting I use her sparkly green polish and it’s peeled off of two nails. It’s a hot mess.