You must know my gf.

Especially the ones who tell you to turn when you’re 10 feet away from the turn.

Seems a little extreme for a guy’s incredibly well done project car, no?

Type R!!!

Is anybody going to complain about a Ford Focus with "only" 300 HP?

The Focus RS is my favorite new car. I can't believe I'm saying that. I've never been a huge hot hatch fan, never cared for Ford, and always preferred NA RWD cars. For some reason, the RS just does it for me. The proportions are just perfect for a 5 door, I absolutely love the bonkers styling, the wheels and color…

My Mercedes, with parking sensors front and rear, had the same problem. Sometimes it would work, sometimes it wouldn't. The solution? Scan it, figure out which sensor is busted, and re-seat the wiring. Over time, with cold, rain, and salt, the connection on the back of the sensor, behind the bumper, becomes less and…

Your navigation screen that's stuck displaying the Land Rover logo isn't broken, it's the diagnostic computer displaying what's at fault with the car.

Also, you will really piss off the other participants if you win the competition in an unpainted car. They can stand loosing, but not to something ugly.

Low center of gravity, rear weight bias, as much weight as possible, and graphite powder the heck out of the axles. Also, polish the axles to a mirror finish and smooth out the wheel hubs to reduce friction as much as possible.

Good thing I hit the redline everyday, no matter what car I am driving.

I've been telling this to my friends for years. One of my old Alfas gets a little sluggish after a few weeks of putting around town, so I let the fluids get nice and warm (and make sure they're fresh enough), take it to my favorite empty twisty and bounce it off the redline at WOT for about half an hour. It often…

hahahah you idiots would drive cars

Miata. No one left to judge me.

You win. If it breaks, throw it away.

Tempramental? Perhaps. Who cares? I'm the last person on the planet! I'll exhaust all of the nice cars that nobody else can drive, I'm reasonably certain there are more of them than I will have time to drive.

All of them.

This is my fat Fiat.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.